The Wrong Way

by Bill McCloud

Since she was born
she’s always kissed in 
a left-handed way

Everyone told her
that was wrong
Her grandmother told her
Her mother told her
The nuns told her
The nuns definitely told her
Boy did the nuns tell her

So she stopped kissing
in a left-handed way and
tried kissing right-handed
But it wasn’t the same

It never felt right It
made her think there was 
something wrong with her

So she stopped kissing in
a right-handed way too
She just entirely stopped kissing